Thing One and Thing Two

“In this box are two things I will show to you now.
You will like these two things,” said the cat with a bow.
“I will pick up the hook. You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them Thing One

and Thing Two.

These things will not bite you.

They want to have fun.”

Then out of the box came Thing Two and Thing one!

And they ran to us fast.

They said, “How do you do?
Would you like to shake hands with Thing One and Thing two?”

And Eric and I did not know what to do.
So we had to shake hands with Thing One and Thing Two.